Ug me ib Oglok, de fad slasha, un me guin tu tell lats abowt owr background ..............
Da clan witj me ib part ob ib da Sebured 'eadz urks, id hab been arownd fer lung lung tiym, ebur since da beginnun ob Europa. HooWah da clan!!!!! Da clan wuz frum da beginnun qwuite differunt frum nuw, id hab chanjud leedurs manee tiyms, un alsu manee chanjus in ruuls. Bud ledz start wid da beginnun: Da clan wuz creatud by owr furst un grejtust warboss, knuwn ull across da land as Baghtru 'ead cleava. Im wuz un ib still strung un mitey, ebun dough im geddun on in yeers. Bud aneewey, me ib babblun. Da clan wuz creatud bei Baghtru fer lung lung tiym agu, ebun befur Europa wuz arownd, when ebery urks wuz still in da spirut wurld, nub fleshie. Im ged elp frum sum oddur urks ob korze, bud im wuz da foundur un wull ulweys be. Den caym alsu Saktoth, da Grand Wozza, im ib bery clebur un im stend fer da breyns in da clan (Wutebur dat guud fer me nub knuw). Da clan wuz still beun discussed wun lung lung tiym, befur id wuz creatud furst on da wurld knuwn as Drachenfels. Bud we nub stay dere fer lung, we moob tu da nuw wurld knuwn as Europa when id wuz creatud un dere we hab been ebur since.

When da clan wuz creatud we wuz bery manee, un ebery muun caym nuw lil'wuns habun herd ob da mitee Sebured 'eadz urks. We wuz suw manee dat nub oomies cud ged in owr wey. Dem wuz afreid ob uz. Id wuz fantastik muuns bak den,, Me wuz onlee Slasha Grunt den, un dat wuz lung tiym agu, bud me remembur id liyk id wuz yestermuun. Me hab manee guud clomp mayts durin doze muuns, which wuz da strongust un besd muuns ob da Sebured 'eadz. We cud easelee hab clompud da Shaduwclan *spits*. Bud ebery thingie hab tu cum tu wun end. Un aftur manee muuns, we wuz becumin weekur un weekur, nub anee lilwuns cum alung un we wuz becumun desperut. Nub manee ur wuz still arownd, den caym da decishun dat wud leed tu almust complete def ob da clan.

Baghtru un sum oddur urks decidud dat we shud moob to da furt in smellie oomie tuwn ob Cobe, id wuz disastrous, we becaym ebun less un less, we wuz suun nub muur den mebee tuu hand urks arownd. Da boss hab mysteriuslee left durin doze muuns, un we found owrselbes widowt boss und we wuz bery few in hustile enbironment. We decidud tu moob bak tu da furt in Pew, bud when we ged dere, we wuz angree when we see dat anudder urk clan hab taykun command ob da furt, da clan knuwn as da Uruk-Hai clan. Ob korze we startud negutiatun wid da oddur clan, me taykee contakt wid der boss, whu wuz callud Kham, bud we wuz habun hard tiym blahun tu eetj oddur since im blahud anudder blah knuwn as "French" un me wuz nub bery guud ad dat, bud we decidud tu co-exist in da furt, un we build hut sum distunce uwey frum da furt.

Muuns cum un gu, un by den owr boss wuz Azhag. Azhag wuz qwuite guud boss tuu, bud im wuz nub rond fer bery lung, da skygodz kick im owt ob da landz un we cud nub gu on. We decidud tu elekt nuw warboss, since Azhag wuz nub lungur wid us. Da nuw boss becayme Grich'Nak da choppa. Im wuz alsu bery guud boss, un we becaym muur urks in da clan durin ims muuns. Im hab manee bright ideus un we chanjud wun lod durin doze muuns, we becaym muur un muur wut we usud tu be in da beginnun, bud we nebbur becaym as manee as we usud tu be.

Aftur manee muuns, Grich'nak wuz becumin muur un muur tirud frum beun bozz, un im wuz arownd less un less, until im blah owt dat im cud nub be bozz aneemuur. Da urk dat tuuk da boss posishun aftur Grich'nak wuz Nak'log da thumpa. Im ib probablee da must reknuwn urk me finks. Im advance in ranks bery fazt, un befur me grukud wut hab happenud, im wuz warboss ob da urks. Me still nub gruk id, bud me lernud tu libe wid id. Im wuz bery guud clompur, un oomies thruowt da lands wuntud tu duel wid im,, (Wut da hell dues duel meen?) Da clan becum biggur undur ims ruul as wull. Da clan thrived tu be reknuwn un manee lil'wuns cum alung. Bud im hab tu step duwn frum beun boss as wull due tu oddur reesuns, un da struggul tu findee nuw boss beginz. Da urk witj clompud Nak'log un wuz knuwn widin da clan wuz Zur'goth da thwanga.